It is for the greater good, my love.
So there is an exception to the “not wanting to share me” rule that you have?
It’s fine if the person is from One Direction? You should include that in your vows. It would add a nice, classy touch, Silly Pants.
Don’t think about it as if it were your fault. It’s not like that, I guess.
But I like knowing that you won’t break up with me.
"Breaking up" sounds an awful lot like "I don’t love you anymore and I no longer think your face is cute".
Which could never be true. You’re the cutest.
I was thinking you and one select member of One Direction. Zayn definitely. Since we can both agree that he wants us.
How flattering. You don’t mind sharing Zayn.
Thought about and considered are two different things. If I consider it, there’s a chance. Thinking about it is merely indulging myself in the idea of that fantasy.
Does your fantasy include me?
Or is this a fantasy featuring two members of One Direction?
Well, like I said, New York is our thing. If there’s no us, New York doesn’t seem as wonderful as it did to me. Not to mention, California another good place for music, and Cooper is there.
That’s very noble of you, but I wouldn’t want you to leave New York if you built connections there.
I also wouldn’t want to break up with you in the first place.
I think so? I don’t know. I try not to be wrong, and I don’t know.
Kurt, love, could you take this one from me?
I believe so. I think you’re better at apologizing than I am.
Have you ever considered a threesome? Just to see what sex is like with another person?
Considered a threesome? No. Thought about in extensive detail…? Maybe.
I don’t think it would be to see what sex was like with someone else, but simply for the experience. But as I’ve said before, I’m not big on sharing and neither is Kurt.
Considered in extensive detail?
Um, yes, actually. Don’t get me wrong, I love New York.
But New York is our thing. It wouldn’t be the same anymore..tainted if you will. I think I’d probably finish up school and move to California.
You’d move to the other side of the country if we broke up?
Well, yeah. I wouldn’t get it if you weren’t sure about it.
What’s mine is yours and all of that.
We’re not married yet, Sweetheart.
I hadn’t gotten as far as making the purchase yet. I was banking on a confident yes from you before getting that far.
A confident yes?
I’ll just show them the smile. They can’t say no to that, I promise.
What should we name it? Something exotic.
Or Quincy. My Quokka named Quincy.
You’re not allowed one, Sweetheart. Smiles or no smiles.
Where would you even get one?
Minerva should have a friend. And it should be my Quokka.
Kurt, it smiles.
You’re not allowed pets in your dorm, Silly Pants!
You’ll be evicted. Or thrown out.