Not even a little teeny tiny kiss? Maybe we could share you. Make a Kurt sandwich?
Cutie? I think I could live with that if you’re calling me Cutie.
Yes, yes, hot and sexy moves.
A threesome, maybe? I still think he’d get jealous ;)
Who can blame him? Or you for wanting to. I’m very good in bed.
You know, I was reading something online recently. Something that might interest you.
I know your boyfriend, he wouldn’t mind if it was me. He thinks that I’d be really good to you. He thinks that quite possibly I am in love with you.
I guess I didn’t mean to do that. I don’t think I’m too good at this hitting on people thing.
I’ll stick to my sweet moves in the bedroom.
No, no. I think you’re mistaken. He wouldn’t even let me kiss you.
In love with me? How cute and adorable. I wish I could feel the same way about someone so cute, but my darling and loving boyfriend is even cuter. If that’s even possible. Because you’re very cute.
Your new name is ‘Cutie’.
You mean your hot and sexy moves, handsome.
No, I’m flirting with you. If I were hitting on you, I’d tell you how hot your ass looks in those briefs you were wearing this morning. Well, until I took them off. That was even better.
I’m a taken man, Blaine Anderson. My boyfriend wouldn’t appreciate you flirting with me.
Way to broadcast our sex life, Sugar Lips ;) And the fact that we had sex like bunnies all day. Excluding the couple of hours that we napped.
It is for the greater good, my love.
So there is an exception to the “not wanting to share me” rule that you have?
It’s fine if the person is from One Direction? You should include that in your vows. It would add a nice, classy touch, Silly Pants.
Don’t think about it as if it were your fault. It’s not like that, I guess.
But I like knowing that you won’t break up with me.
"Breaking up" sounds an awful lot like "I don’t love you anymore and I no longer think your face is cute".
Which could never be true. You’re the cutest.
I was thinking you and one select member of One Direction. Zayn definitely. Since we can both agree that he wants us.
How flattering. You don’t mind sharing Zayn.
Thought about and considered are two different things. If I consider it, there’s a chance. Thinking about it is merely indulging myself in the idea of that fantasy.
Does your fantasy include me?
Or is this a fantasy featuring two members of One Direction?
Well, like I said, New York is our thing. If there’s no us, New York doesn’t seem as wonderful as it did to me. Not to mention, California another good place for music, and Cooper is there.
That’s very noble of you, but I wouldn’t want you to leave New York if you built connections there.
I also wouldn’t want to break up with you in the first place.